Thursday, October 17, 2019

Everett Royale and the Moonstruck Circle

Hello Internet!
As promised, here is an excerpt from one of my stories for Writing for Children. I hope you enjoy it!

The forest was singing again, and Everett Royale couldn’t sleep.
This, unfortunately, was nothing new. The forest behind the Royale’s house had sung on every full moon night for as long as Everett could remember. He still had no idea what caused it. It couldn’t be the birds--birds sang in the morning, not under the midnight stars. It couldn’t be people, because Everett’s family were the only ones who lived close to the woods, and they were all in bed. Obviously, it couldn’t be the trees themselves.  And no matter what Everett’s parents insisted, it wasn’t the cicadas. His parents couldn’t hear the singing, couldn’t recognize the lilting melodies that were obviously not caused by bugs. But Everett could.
He was bundled up in his blankets, listening to these melodies and staring out his window at the gleaming moon, when an idea struck him: he should go investigate. He was old enough now, after all. He had finally turned 12 last week, and his parents had told him that they were fine with him being out after dark. Granted, by “after dark” they probably didn’t mean at midnight, but they’d never specifically said he couldn’t go out that late.
That was a loophole, and Everett loved loopholes. So, a small grin on his face, he rolled out of bed and slipped on his shoes.
After a few minutes of awkward shuffling in the dark, he found his favorite sweatshirt and pulled it on over his pajamas. He snagged his flashlight off his cluttered desk and slipped it into his pocket. His night vision wasn’t terrible, but he’d much rather be safe than sorry. His mom and dad had always impressed on him the importance of being prepared.
Very slowly, Everett opened his door. He edged past his parents’ closed bedroom door and snuck down the stairs, careful to skip the squeaky step in the middle. He tiptoed across the living room, opened the front door, and stepped out into the crisp night air.
The sky was dark and bottomless, and the scent of something wild was in the air. The song had grown slightly louder, its melodies full and ferocious. Everett’s heart pounded double-time as he took a deep breath. His excitement rose in his throat, almost choking him, until he couldn’t stay still anymore. He leaped off the front step and ran.
The wet grass trailed against Everett’s ankles as he raced around the back of the house. As he approached the border of the woods, the music grew louder and louder, pulsing in time with his heartbeat. A low drumbeat that Everett had never heard before had joined the melody. It was ominous and slightly unsettling, and as Everett drew closer to the tree line, he slowed from a run, to a walk, to a halt. If anyone had asked him, he would’ve insisted he wasn’t scared. He was just…planning. Deciding the best way to attack the problem at hand. And he was definitely shivering from the crisp night air, nothing else.
After a moment, Everett headed for the trail on the far corner of the woods. He didn’t particularly want to use his flashlight and risk scaring off the source of the song, but he also didn’t want to trip over a branch or get stuck in a bramble bush.
He set off along the trail at a brisk walk. Tree branches loomed over his head, blocking out almost all the moonlight. The song had sounded loud from his lawn, but now it was almost overwhelming. The melody practically made the trees sway, the drumbeat hummed in his bones, and a shrill counter-melody made him want to cover his ears.
The music seemed to be coming from everywhere at once. Still, Everett had set out on a mission, and he was determined to find the song’s source. He edged along the trail, listening hard and staring intently into the dark woods.
He was so focused that he didn’t notice the shadow until it was right on top of him.
Without warning, Everett was knocked clear off his feet. He rolled off the path, tumbled down a small incline, and landed in a patch of prickers. A dark form was on him a heartbeat later. Before he could even think to move, his arms were pinned and his mouth was covered.
He thrashed and screamed, but his shouts were muffled by flesh and his kicks didn’t land. The song was sickeningly loud now, like it was trying to explode his eardrums.
“Stop, stop, will you please just stop!” the person pinning Everett down hissed. To Everett’s surprise, it sounded like a girl, and her voice cut clearly through the clamoring music. “Stop fighting or they’re going to find us!”
His confusion overcoming his fear, Everett froze. “Who’s going to find us?” he asked. Or tried to ask. It was pretty much impossible to speak with the girl’s arm pressed into his mouth.
She ignored him, instead shifting her grip on his wrists. From what Everett could tell, she seemed to be trying to glance over her shoulder.
The next thing he knew, the girl was hauling him to his feet and shoving him back towards the trail. “Hide me,” she mumbled frantically. “Hide me, get me out of here, please.”
Everett found that he had had quite enough. He planted his feet, turned, pulled his flashlight out of his pocket, and shone it at the girl’s face. “Who are you?” he blurted.
She ducked out of the light before Everett could catch more than a glimpse of brown hair and wide, scared eyes. “I can’t give you my name,” she hissed. “Now turn that off and get us out of here. If you don’t, the Hunt will catch us, and we’ll be dead.”
At the word “dead,” Everett’s thumb jerked against the flashlight button and the light blinked out. Still, he didn’t move. “What hunt?” he asked. “Why should I believe you? Look, this is my family’s woods. What are you doing here?”
As soon as the words left his mouth, a chilling howl split the air. For the second time that night, Everett froze. Around them, the music faltered for half a second, then resumed at a frantic pace.
Then the girl clutched his arm so hard it hurt. “Please,” she whispered, so close that her breath billowed over his face.  “Please, I’ll do anything. I’ll give you my name, whatever you want. Just please, please, please get me out of this woods.”
There was real terror in her voice. Without another word, Everett grabbed her hand and ran.
They tore up the incline and onto the trail, Everett moving as fast as his feet would let him. The girl kept pace with him, tugging him forward when he slowed for even a moment. The music swelled around them, a bubble of sound, pushing them from all sides.
Then, three things happened simultaneously. Everett burst out of the woods. The music dropped drastically in volume, And the girl’s hand was torn out of his grip.
When Everett whirled around to see what had happened, the girl was hovering right at the edge of the tree line. She took a step forward, then winced and hopped back.
“What are you doing?” Everett hissed, thoroughly confused. “You want to get out of the woods? Then come on!”
“I can’t” the girl nearly wailed. She looked frantically over her shoulder, then back at Everett “You have to give me permission first. You have to say ‘I, your name, give you permission to leave the Moonstruck grounds.”
“Fine! I, your name, give you permission to leave the…the Moonstruck grounds!”
“No,” the girl spat at Everett. “You have to say your actual name, idiot! And whisper it, for the love of stardust!”
Baffled, terrified, and just a touch angry, Everett stormed over to the end of the trail. He reached out to the girl and she clasped his hand. Very, very quietly, he mumbled “I, Everett Royale, give you permission to leave the Moonstruck grounds.” Then, in one swift motion, he yanked the girl out of the forest.
As she stepped onto the lawn, the girl let out a huge, gasping sigh. “Thank you,” she said, letting go of Everett’s hand and dropping shakily to her knees. “Thank you. I…I cannot thank you enough.”
Everett shuffled awkwardly and glanced away. “C’mon,” he said. “Let’s go to the barn. We’ll be able to talk there, and you can tell me who you are and what you were doing in my woods.”
The girl climbed to her feet but, to Everett’s surprise, shook her head. “Not yet,” she said. Now that her fear was evidently gone, her voice was cool and confident. “Just wait a moment.”
Everett was feeling very fed up at this point, and he had just made up his mind to go wake his parents when the forest stopped singing. He stared at the dark trees, dumbfounded. That didn’t make any sense-- the song always continued until the break of dawn. Always. But the music had completely vanished, leaving only cricket chirps in its place.
“Wha..?” Everett started to ask.
“Shh,” the girl cut him off.
Then there was movement at the edge of the forest. As Everett and the girl watched from a few feet away, a dozen men and women emerged from the undergrowth, stopping just where the tree line met the lawn. They looked like humans, but they were tall and impossibly thin. In the bright moonlight, it was easy to see that most of them were carrying strange instruments: long, curled horns, elaborate flutes, and even a giant drum. With a burst of astonishment, Everett realized that they must’ve been the source of the music.
But even more shocking was the fact that every last one of them had wings.
Before Everett could even think about what that might mean, one of the men called out. He was the tallest of the group and was clad entirely in dark robes. He didn’t carry an instrument, and his wings shimmered an iridescent green behind him.
“Hostia Yew,” the man was glaring at the girl next to Everett. “You have disgraced yourself and your family. What is more, you have broken every rule of the sacred Full Moon Hunt. You will return to the Moonstruck grounds at once.”
The girl, Hostia, spat in the man’s direction. “I have left the grounds fairly, with permission from one who is qualified to give it. My wings are free, and my path is my own. I’m not your captive anymore, Venandi. You and your Hunt can go take a swim in the sun.”
Then, as Everett watched in stunned silence, wings unfurled from Hostia’s back. They were ethereal and brilliantly blue, and Hostia flapped them twice with solemn purpose. It seemed like she was daring Venandi to come and get her, but the man didn’t move. Instead, he turned his sneer on Everett.
“So, young master, you’ve captured yourself a fairy. Well done. But, in case you haven’t noticed, she already belongs to someone else. Bring her to the Moonstruck Circle within three days, or I will claim my rights and start a war that the human race is not prepared for.” Venandi flared his poison-green wings once, then stepped back, melting into the shadows. His entourage disappeared with him, leaving Everett and Hostia alone under the full moon.
Very slowly, Everett turned to Hostia. She was staring into the silent woods, her luminescent wings lighting her face just enough to show Everett that she was scowling. “What…what just happened?” he asked softly.
“We were given an ultimatum,” she snapped, not looking at him. “Three days. Three days to kill Venandi and save the world or die trying.”
“Kill him!” Everett yelped. “We can’t…why would we kill him?!”
Hostia turned on him then, looking positively enraged. She started to speak, then abruptly froze, her expression shifting from anger to surprise. Quickly, she raised her left hand and snapped once.
Thunk. Everett whirled to see a window opening on the second floor of the house. It was the one attached to his parent’s bedroom. “We’re dead, we’re dead, we’re so dead,” he whispered. He just had time to shut his eyes before a flashlight beam was dancing across his face.
But to Everett’s complete and utter astonishment, no alarm was raised. Very cautiously, he cracked one eye open. From up in the window, his parent—from this angle, he couldn’t tell if it was his mom or dad—turned the flashlight, sending its beam out across the lawn. The light swept over the trees, flashed against Hostia’s wings, and landed on Everett once more before disappearing.  A few seconds later, another quiet thunk signaled that the window had been shut.
“Wha…what?” Everett spluttered. He didn’t understand. Why hadn’t his parents yelled at him? Were they really ok with him being out at midnight? Even with a girl with wings? “What just happened?”
“Magic,” Hostia answered. She was looming next to him, her arms crossed and her wings fluttering triumphantly. “A short-term shadow spell. My first, actually, so it won’t last too long. We should get to cover.”
“Did…did you…did you just make us invisible?”
Hostia rolled her eyes at him. “Of course not, don’t be stupid. I just covered us with shadows, made us very difficult to see. Now come on, we need to come up with a plan.”
“A plan?”
“Yes, to kill Venandi. Let’s go. We don’t have much time, remember?”
Everett could practically feel his brain short-circuiting. None of it made any sense at all, and he was starting to wish that he’d never left his bed. Still, he supposed he did owe Hostia for saving him from the potential scolding of a lifetime. And she definitely owed him an explanation. So he shook his head in a futile attempt to clear it, then led the way to his family’s barn.
Everett’s parents had never given in to his pleas for a pet cow, so the barn was empty except for a couple of haybales under the back window. Everett flopped down heavily on one of the bales and Hostia sat across from him.
“So,” Hostia began. She was perched very primly on her bale, her wings shifting back and forth to help her balance. The bright moonlight shining through the window made her face look eerily pale. “I think we should try to contact with my family first. My dad might have some ideas, he’s always talking about a revolution. And we’ll need all the help we can get out here, of course, Venandi won’t…”
“Wait, wait, wait,” Everett interjected. “Hold on.  Who are you?”
Hostia sighed impatiently. “Well, since Venandi already gave you my name, I guess there’s no harm in repeating it. I’m Hostia Yew, of the Faded Caste.” She bowed at the waist, spreading her arms with a flourish.
“Ok.” Everett said, even though that answer hadn’t told him much at all. “And, um…why do you have wings?”
Hostia straightened and wrinkled her nose at him. “Didn’t you hear Venandi? I’m a fairy, stupid. Now, can I have your name? I gave you mine, and besides, if we’re going to save the world together, I can’t keep thinking of you as ‘Scrawny Blond Boy.” It’s confusing and weird.”
At the word “fairy,” a dozen half-remembered bedtime stories tumbled into Everett’s mind. He recalled very little from the fairy tales his mother had read him as a child, but one point had stuck through the years: never give the fae your name.
Everett quickly shook his head. “You can’t have my name, it’s mine,” he blurted.
Hostia frowned at him. “Ok, maybe you aren’t quite as stupid as I thought. Fine. But what can I call you, then?”
“Battle,” he said after a moment. He wasn’t sure why his goofy childhood nickname was the first idea that popped into his head, but it was as good as anything. “You can call me Battle.”
“Battle,” Hostia echoed. “Alright. So, Battle, any more questions? Or can we get back to figuring out how we’re going to kill the most powerful fairy I know in only three days?”
Everett had lots more questions. So many, in fact, that he felt like his brain might explode if he didn’t ask them. But oddly enough, his mouth refused to open. He had just enough time to realize that his body wasn’t obeying him before shadows swarmed over his vision, drowning him in darkness. He heard a mumbled “oh that’s not good” from Hostia, and then he was falling, falling, falling…

Wednesday, October 16, 2019

Week Seven: How to Immortalize Your Writer

Hello Internet!
Before I get things started, I have a quick announcement. My week-long mid-semester break starts on Friday, and I plan to spend the majority of it traveling around the UK. As a result, I almost definitely will not be able to post next week. However, I'll be back to my normal posting schedule the week after, and I plan to post an excerpt from one of my stories tomorrow. Sound good? Awesome. In that case, on to the class updates!

Gender Identities in Medieval Literature: This week, we discussed homosexuality in the middle ages. I can't really examine our discussion in detail because it involved some potentially disturbing subject matter and I'm pretty sure my younger siblings read this blog. However, I can say that it was intriguing to learn where, when, and why homosexuality was condemned during medieval times (hint: it had a lot to do with both the church and Aristotle).

Fantasies of Youth: For this class, I dug way, way back into my childhood and read The Borrowers by Mary Norton. This book inspired a lot of my games as a kid, so you can imagine my surprise when I discovered it's essentially an allegory for WWII. You learn something new every day.

Writing for Children: My classmates and I talked about Sky Hawk by Gill Lewis, which is the first book I've read for this class that I didn't like. It was realistic fiction, which I already like a good deal less than fantasy, and the narrative felt extremely disjointed. It was almost as if Lewis was trying to tell two unconnected stories in the same book. There were a lot of time skips and instances of the author telling readers things that, in my opinion, she should have shown us. Anyways, my classmates and I were also given some time to write, during which I worked up a short story heavily based on the times I've gone go-karting with my brother. So that was fun.

Advanced Creative Writing Tutorial: Honestly, this session consisted of a whole bunch of tangents. My tutor and I talked about everything from a poetry course I took once upon a time to the possibility of crafting a healthy relationship between two fictional characters. We also analyzed my writing a bit more, and I found out that I totally overcorrected from the last session (i.e., I cut descriptions that I needed to include). My lesson for the week: describe settings more and character's actions less.

Outside of my classes, my week was relatively slow. On Wednesday, I met with the Bath Spa Reenactment Group for a second time and sealed my fate. (I also learned that the group's official name is the Tilliers Regiment of the Sealed Knot, so yeah, that last sentence was a pun). In other words, I signed the paperwork to attend the group's next reenactment, the Battle of Edgehill, which will take place on October 26th-27th. I"m really, really looking forward to it!

After my meeting with the Regiment of the Sealed Knot, I booked it to my second session of Jane Austen dancing. At this session, I learned the official footwork for the dances, so I (hopefully) looked like less of a clumsy giraffe than I did the first time around. In short, I genuinely had a blast.


The Dance Hall

The real highlight of the week was on Friday, when I had my Fantasies of Youth class trip. The first stop of the day was C.S. Lewis's house, also known as the Kilns. We got to see the library with the original sign from the Eagle and Child; a replication of the wardrobe that inspired The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe; and even Lewis's bedroom. The best part of the tour was when we took a peek at the pond where Lewis and his brother used to swim. As my classmates and I huddled under the trees along the bank, a crane touched down across from us. I half expected it to start talking; it felt like we'd stepped into Narnia. I can't help but suspect that Lewis himself wrote the Kilns into existence; it was straight out of a fantasy writer's dream. 


The Kilns


Replica of Lewis's Writing Desk


After the tour of the Kilns, we visited the church where Lewis is buried. The church itself had a gorgeous Narnia-themed window, but that paled in comparison to C.S. Lewis's grave. The gravesite itself was simple, really, but it stunned me into silence. It was strange knowing the body of a man who had touched so many lives, including my own, was right in front of me. The best way I can describe the emotion I experienced in that graveyard is awe mixed with the certainty that all things come to pass just as they should.


Narnia Church Window


C.S. Lewis's Grave

Thankfully, the mood lightened at our next stop: Great Missenden, home of Roald Dahl. We took a quick tour around the town, spotting landmarks such as the library from Matilda and the orphanage from the BFG. We also visited Dahl's grave, which was slightly less solemn than Lewis's. There were BFG footprints nearby as well as a glass jar full of notes that Dahl's fans had written. It was fascinating to see the differences in the ways the two authors had been paid homage to.


Matilda's Library


Roald Dahl's Grave


The BFG Must Be Nearby!

Our last stop of the day was the Roald Dahl museum. After having some delicious Bogtrotter cake, we toured the museum and learned more about Dahl's life. We even got to check out a reconstruction of Dahl's writing hut, which housed, among other things, his specially-designed writing chair and the top part of his thigh bone. (Side note: I have decided that I need my own writing hut). Finally, my classmates and I were brought to the museum's archives. There, we saw the coat that Johnny Depp wore in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, as well as the handwritten first drafts of James and the Giant Peach and Matilda. All in all, it was an experience that I'm sure will stick with me for the rest of my life.


Bogtrotter Cake


Dahl's Writing Hut

Long story short, if I'm ever immortalized as a writer, I hope I get as cool a treatment as Dahl and Lewis did. I doubt it'll ever happen, but hey, it's nice to dream. To conclude: "FOR NARNIA, AND FOR ASLAN!!!"

Thanks for reading!
Abby


Artsy Picture of the Day: The Pond Near The Kilns

Wednesday, October 9, 2019

Week Six: Adventures, Misadventures, and Midterm Prep

Hello Internet!
I'm currently recovering from the havoc wrecked by my midterm essays, so this is going to be a short post. First things first, let's talk about what's happened in each of my classes since my last update.

Gender Identities in Medieval Literature: We talked about marriage, the church, and certain medieval expectations regarding procreation. I'm going to leave it at that. Also, this is a friendly reminder that if you somehow get transported back to the middle ages, don't make the church angry. Just don't.

Fantasies of Youth: For this course, my peers and I split into groups to present on critical essays about the three books we've read so far: The Secret Garden, Peter Pan, and The Hobbit. My partner and I focused on an article by William Green about femininity in The Hobbit. Long story short, even though The Hobbit doesn't have any female characters, it has some very feminine ones. However, no matter what Green argues, the story's settings do not represent parts of a female body. They don't. I refuse.  

Writing for Children: This class featured a workshopping session followed by free time to work on our midterm portfolios. For my portfolio, I decided to expand Everett Royale and the Moonstruck Circle, a middle grade fantasy story that I started for the class. I'm rather fond of how it's coming along. (Side Note: If anybody would like to read it, or any of my other pieces for this class, let me know in the comments and I'll post some excerpts!). 

Advanced Creative Writing Tutorial: Honestly, bless my creative writing tutor. She is absolutely amazing, and I can't describe how great it feels to have a professor so invested in helping me improve as a writer. During our last session, she examined an excerpt from my novel and gave me critical but helpful writing advice. She also showed me just how useful Pinterest can be. I now have Pinterest mood boards for all of my characters and settings, and they have helped me immeasurably with envisioning my novel's world.

Now for the fun stuff. First of all, I have joined yet another reenactment group! Counting the ones I'm in back in the States, I think this makes me a member of four? In any case, I'm now a part of the Bath Spa University Reenactment Society, which focuses on portraying the English Civil War. On Tuesday, I went to their taster event at Bath Exit Escape Rooms and had an amazing time. My team escaped the Secret Garden room in 55 minutes through excellent displays of teamwork and puzzle-solving (and quite a bit of shouting at inanimate objects).

Afterwards, we all went to the pub The Bell, where I was strong-armed into attending the society's next event. Well, I say "strong-armed," but "gently persuaded" is probably more accurate. They basically sat me down and told me that their events involve pikes, muskets, armed cavalry, and two days of camping. They then informed me that if I wanted to join them in battle, they would loan me all the gear I would need. How could I possibly say no to that? Long story short, I couldn't. So with any luck, I'll be charging into battle with my newfound friends on October 26th and 27th. Wish me luck!

As you can probably tell, my Tuesday was an epic adventure. My Wednesday was also an adventure, but it was more frightening than exciting. I don't really want to share the details. Let's just say I learned that if you're going to use public transportation, always double-check where your bus is going and when it will get there before you get on. But ultimately, I made it to and from Bath Spa University safely and got some really neat pictures, so all's well that ends well.


Bath Spa University has a castle. American colleges need to step up their game.

Thankfully, my week picked up on Thursday. To celebrate the end of our classes for the week, my friends in the ASE program and I went and rented a karaoke pod. We danced, laughed, and sang for three hours straight, then wandered over to McDonalds at around 11pm. I went to bed that night with a sore throat and a huge smile on my face. Moral of the story: karaoke pods are amazing and I will never in good conscience let somebody skip Eye of the Tiger in a karaoke line-up.


Singing and chilling with some of the coolest people I know.

I rounded out my week with a trip to Frances Hardinge's event at the Bath Children's Literature Festival. Hardinge's books aren't terribly popular in the United States, which I think is a real shame. Her settings and characters are incredible, and when I read her book The Lie Tree, I threw it across my bed because the plot twists were so good. Hardinge herself was just as cool as her writing. At the event, she talked about how her latest book was inspired by her scuba diving experiences and joked about the literary trope of getting rid of children's parents. I really enjoyed getting to meet her, and I highly recommend her books for any fans of young adult literature. 


Signed Books are the Best

So yeah, that was my week. Nothing terribly exciting happened, but it was still a lot of fun. Stay tuned for more pictures, anecdotes, and general shenanigans. Oh, and if you'd like to read some of my pieces from my Writing for Children course, don't forget to comment below!

Thanks for reading!
Abby


Artsy Picture of the Day: Lake at Bath Spa University

Wednesday, October 2, 2019

Week Five: Horses and Skateboards are an Excellent Combination

Hello Internet!
I don't have much by way of an introduction today, so let's jump right into things, shall we?

Gender Identities in Medieval Literature: This class has shown me that medieval women tend to be portrayed as either extremely good or the root of all evil. The degree to which they're either praised or demonized usually correlates directly to their involvement with the church. For example, Adelheid, who founded several monasteries, was immortalized as a good and just queen. Meanwhile, Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine, who staged a coup against her husband and the church, was portrayed as a bit of a devil woman. So yeah, if you want to have a happy life and decent eulogy in the middle ages, don't tick off the church.

Fantasies of Youth: For this course, I read and analyzed Peter Pan by J.M. Barrie. Turns out, the original version is nothing like the Disney version. The original Peter Pan is a fever dream, and I would like to know who gave J.M. Barrie his deep psychological scars.

Writing for Children: To make a long story short, this class continues to feed my love of middle-grade fantasy. Also, I do not care what people say; Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy is witty and extremely funny. If you'll excuse me, I have to go buy the other eight books in the series.

Advanced Creative Writing Tutorial: I didn't meet with my tutor at all last week, but I met with her twice this week! In both sessions, she basically watched me stalk around the table, examining my novel timeline and muttering to myself. She also lent me a super cool book about story structure. I hope they pay her well for this.

As you can probably tell, my classes were fun this past week. Fortunately, my extracurricular activities were equally fun. On Monday, I went and trained with Bath Historical Martial Arts, another local HEMA group. The practice took place in an old church, which really established the atmosphere. If you're going to swordfight in England, I'd highly recommend doing so in a place that feels like it could've housed fights from ancient history. Unfortunately, I had to train with a foam weapon, but I did get to learn how to fight with a dussack, which was cool. I also met some super awesome people, which is always a plus.


St. Matthew's Church, aka The Prettiest Building I've Ever Sparred In

On Tuesday, I attended a blogging workshop, so my posts might get better from here on out (I somewhat doubt it though, sorry). Then, on Wednesday, I went to a Jane Austen dancing class, which was ridiculously fun. The best description I have for it is "square dancing, but fancy." There were around 20 of us in attendance, and for each dance, we had to partner up and try to follow along as the caller announced the steps. I tripped over my own feet, failed miserably at keeping time, totally forgot how a twirl works, and had an absolutely marvelous time. Even though I was wearing my standard t-shirt and jeans, I felt like I had stepped into a 19th-century ball, complete with flourishes and fancy gowns. I can't wait to attend the class again.

Saturday brought about my favorite escapade of the entire week (and perhaps of my entire time in England so far): The Wiltshire Game and Country Fair. My trip to this event truly classified as an adventure. First of all, to get anywhere near the Fair, I had to take a train, which I have never done before. I had no idea how train stations work, but I somehow managed to get on the right train. After successfully making it from Bath to Chippenham, I hopped on a bus that deposited me basically in the middle of nowhere. From there, I set off towards the fairgrounds and ended up temporarily lost. I hiked in the wrong direction through the English countryside for around fifteen minutes, growing slightly more panicked with every second, then eventually realized where I had made a wrong turn and was able to navigate my way to the event.


I have no idea how train stations work


At the Fair, the real adventure began. There were so many awesome things to see and do that I could write an entire post about them alone. For the sake of brevity, I'll talk about the two things that caught my eye the most: the dog arena and Horseboarding.

The dog arena, as the name suggests, was home to all manner of presentations about dogs. One of these presentations involved teamwork between two hunters, a spaniel, and a trained hawk, and it was simply amazing to watch. The hunters had the dog find and "flush out" a fake rabbit. As the rabbit was dragged across the field by a rope, the hawk swooped down and landed on it, "killing" the rabbit. This demonstration was an astonishing display of animal training and handling, and I was seriously impressed. That being said, my absolute favorite presentation in the dog arena was the one that involved a pack of beagles. I'm a huge sucker for beagles, and getting to see 33 of them in one place (well, 32, since one of the little jerks ran off) was a load of fun for me. It definitely made me miss my own beagles back home.



Beagles! 33 Beagles!!!


The other highlight of the fair for me was the Horseboarding demonstrations. I don't really have the words to do it justice, so I'm going to let my pictures do the talking:





They were going 25 mph...

So, to make a long story short, the Wiltshire Game and Country Fair was extremely cool. I did get lost again on my way out, but thankfully, I found a bus stop just in time to catch a bus to the train station. All in all, it was an adventure that I will remember for the rest of my life.

Though my Sunday wasn't nearly as exciting, it is worth mentioning that I got to meet Thomas Taylor, the author of Malamander. He was a very laid-back, charismatic person, and it was extremely neat to hear about where he found inspiration for his book. I will be attending another author event, this time with Frances Hardinge, in the near future, so stay tuned for my post about that. It's also essay season, so be prepared for plenty of academic rants about why essays are the bane of my existence.
Thanks for reading!
Abby


Artsy Picture of the Day: Somewhere in the English Countryside